There’s probably been a few times (EVERY DAY) where life was so busy and stressful, you wished you could either grow a few arms or maybe clone yourself so that you could two places in once.
Scientists haven’t quite nailed the cloning concept yet – except for those poor lambs—but one business in Dallas has an alternative…
Why not just settle down and find yourself a wife?
No, I’m not losing my mind or encouraging you to get a profile on Ashley Madison (let’s not even go there), but even Super Moms can use a little help. I Need a Wife is a personalized personal assistant and concierge service created to cater to the needs of Dallas residents and their busy lifestyles. They provide errand services, personal assistants and professional organizers knock out their to-do lists, giving them more time to focus on their professional and personal lives.
And despite the comical name, I Need a Wife isn’t just for those bachelors with only condiments, take out containers and beer in their refrigerator. This unique service is for the busy mom, professionals, executives, seniors, single dads…basically anyone and everyone who needs a little help.
The cost for all of this – a whopping $35 per hour. However after the first hour, you’re billed in 15 minute increments. Sheesh. Makes you wonder if you should start hustling your own wife skills.
No job too big, no job too small. These wives are dedicated and committed to making sure the job gets completed, no matter what assignment they faced.
Your wish is her command.
All of those projects you’ve been avoiding? Go ahead and give them to your new wife.
This team of wives will do everything from wash your car to take your dog to the groomers to running by the mall to pick up a birthday gift for your friend. These folks even have a team of organizers to tackle that linen closet, toy room or attic and relieve your home of stress and clutter.
It doesn’t get much better than that.
Cloning seems like a scary process. Some of those sheep didn’t fair so well. So until science evolves, why not return to the beginning and make it simple – get you a wife.
And just think if you have a wife to help you finish some of your domestic duties, you’ll have more time and energy to do more….there’s always more, right?
To find your next wife, visit their website at http://www.ineedawifedallas.com. Or call to get your wife now at 469.576.3988 or chere@ineedawifedallas.com.
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Please tell them to open one up here in Boston! I would LOVE a wife to help me out sometimes.
I am a wife, but I, too, need a wife! I really hope they expand.
I love this. SO much. I hope they expand to other states, because I totally need a wife, too!
What a fun concept! I could use one for my own home so that I could get everything I need to done in a day!
Ha this is pretty neat, tell them to come to Kansas! I def could use some assistance!
Well then, this is a fun concept- not sure I really appreciate the humor in the name. Seems like they have a lot of educating consumers to do! However, I could certainly use an assistant.
This is such a fun service! I totally need another helper around here for cleaning tasks that I just cannot keep up with!
Lord have mercy, I need a wife! I could use a hand with the housekeeping and home schooling.!
This sounds amazing as I’m always saying I need a clone. I wish they were in Los Angeles! They need to open here quick!
Okay, I have to say that I laughed at the name… so true. I wish I had a wife to help me with all I do 🙂 I am totally looking into this. Thanks for sharing…
Wow this is so neat! I could certainly use some more help on some of those more stressful days.
This sounds like a really helpful service. I bet a lot of people could use an extra pair of hands.
Hahaha this is great! I wish I had a wife too!
I say this all the time.I mean ALL THE TIME! I do need a wife but I guess I really need a maid and a VA! LOL
What an awesome service. I do wish I could clone myself. I would get more done.
This sounds like an amazing service. I will have to see if they are available in my area.
I really need a service like this. I will have to share this with my friends. I would love to have a personal assistant.
I totally could use someone who was here to help at all times 🙂
how cool is this. thanks for the awesome share.