There’s probably been a few times (EVERY DAY) where life was so busy and stressful, you wished you could either grow a few arms or maybe clone yourself so that you could two places in once.
Scientists haven’t quite nailed the cloning concept yet – except for those poor lambs—but one business in Dallas has an alternative…
Why not just settle down and find yourself a wife?
No, I’m not losing my mind or encouraging you to get a profile on Ashley Madison (let’s not even go there), but even Super Moms can use a little help. I Need a Wife is a personalized personal assistant and concierge service created to cater to the needs of Dallas residents and their busy lifestyles. They provide errand services, personal assistants and professional organizers knock out their to-do lists, giving them more time to focus on their professional and personal lives.
And despite the comical name, I Need a Wife isn’t just for those bachelors with only condiments, take out containers and beer in their refrigerator. This unique service is for the busy mom, professionals, executives, seniors, single dads…basically anyone and everyone who needs a little help.
The cost for all of this – a whopping $35 per hour. However after the first hour, you’re billed in 15 minute increments. Sheesh. Makes you wonder if you should start hustling your own wife skills.
No job too big, no job too small. These wives are dedicated and committed to making sure the job gets completed, no matter what assignment they faced.
Your wish is her command.
All of those projects you’ve been avoiding? Go ahead and give them to your new wife.
This team of wives will do everything from wash your car to take your dog to the groomers to running by the mall to pick up a birthday gift for your friend. These folks even have a team of organizers to tackle that linen closet, toy room or attic and relieve your home of stress and clutter.
It doesn’t get much better than that.
Cloning seems like a scary process. Some of those sheep didn’t fair so well. So until science evolves, why not return to the beginning and make it simple – get you a wife.
And just think if you have a wife to help you finish some of your domestic duties, you’ll have more time and energy to do more….there’s always more, right?
To find your next wife, visit their website at http://www.ineedawifedallas.com. Or call to get your wife now at 469.576.3988 or chere@ineedawifedallas.com.



